- #1
No big deal, Kelsey. You just might
be carrying Ben Lawson's baby.
- #2
Yeah, I'm out of here. Kelsey, come on. We haven't
been to a real party. But these guys are gross.
- #3
So, you're not here to meet the love of your
life. Just the love of your night. Yeah. No.
- #4
Oh my god. Ben Lawson, Claremore College's
resident party boy. [ __ ] boy, whatever
- #5
you want to call him. Good for a good time, not a
long time. Makes up for it by being extremely hot.
- #6
Way to go, loser. Oh my god, I'm so sorry. Good
thing I wasn't wearing a shirt, right? A Ben,
- #7
you're soaked. Let me help. And that's Skye.
Ben's on again. Mostly off again. X, let me help.
- #8
I'm going to go dry off. It's fine.
I didn't know we were having a wet
- #9
t-shirt contest. Not that you'd win
anyway. Actually, it's not a contest.
- #10
Come with me. Let's get you some dry clothes.
Who was that girl? She's in my classes. Major
- #11
weirdo. Well, Ben seems pretty into her. This is
definitely going to be a bit big on you, Kelsey.
- #12
Have we met before, Cozy? Probably not. I mean,
I've never actually been to a frat party before.
- #13
Okay, you can turn around.
- #14
Well, um I'm so glad we met because
I happen to be an expert at parking.
- #15
Oh,
- #16
hey
- #17
Sorry. It's kind of like It's kind of like a mess.
Um. Oh, it's cool. You're into fashion. I like it.
- #18
But what is that? Those are my grandma's
rules. Okay. She's actually like the one
- #19
who got me into Claremore. And she's kind of um
- #20
strict. Mhm. But um I've decided to
stop caring what she thinks of me. So,
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how's that going for you so far? I don't know.
I kind of uh like breaking the rules. Me, too.
- #22
Wait, I've never done a one night stand
before. Is this a one night stand? I mean,
- #23
you are like the king of hookups. I have been
told I happen to be very, very good at hookups.
- #24
That really happened.
- #25
And it's over. He's gone. And
I'll probably never see him again.
- #26
Well, so much for that.
- #27
Now, the hard part. How do I tell Ben Lawson that
he is having a baby? Can't you just text him?
- #28
Yeah, I don't really think he wants me to text
him or talk to him for that matter ever again.
- #29
Ah, Sir Ben, back from another noble conquest,
I presume? Bro, don't call it that. And why not,
- #30
good sir? Doth thou not ravish thine
lady? No, I mean, yeah, but I don't know,
- #31
man. I kind of felt like more than that
this time, dude. You can't be serious.
- #32
Um, all right. Rule one, never
leave a fellow signal behind.
- #33
Rule two, say yes to trouble. And rule
three, don't catch feelings. Yeah. Mhm.
- #34
Dude, dude, it's for your own
good, dude. What are you doing?
- #35
Hunter. Bro, match after match. What
are you doing? Knock it off. Give it
- #36
back. I told you, bro. Plenty of fish in the sea.
- #37
I'm sure there's an explanation for
it. Ben was totally smitten with you.
- #38
Okay, don't freak out. But
I just matched with Ben.
- #39
But I just matched with Ben.
- #40
Wow. You know what? I knew he was a player,
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but this is like next level. It hasn't
even been an hour since he left.
- #42
Mary, right? Sorry. I'm
matching with him right now.
- #43
Oh my god. Wait, that [ __ ] just texted me.
- #44
Sorry about earlier. I had fun last night.
Would love to hang out again sometime with
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a smiley face emoji. What a player. Maybe he
means it. Yeah, right. Do you really think
- #46
he means it if he's messing around on the apps?
Maybe he matched me by mistake. Or maybe you're
- #47
not exclusive. So you don't think it's gross to
sleep with someone? leave, match with their best
- #48
friend on some app, and then pretend that
he wants to hang out with her again. Yes.
- #49
No. Wait, can you repeat the
question? This is super confusing.
- #50
No, you're right. You should stick to what you're
good at. Hooking up. That's all it ever was,