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Two And A Half Men - 222 - That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother.srt

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That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother

2005Tv EpisodeS2 E22

Evelyn buys Alan a new Sports car causing Charlie to claim that his brother has sold his soul to the Devil. The next day, Evelyn extracts payment by insisting that Alan go on a blind, double date with her, her new beau and his daughter. At the restaurant, Alan learns that his mother and boyfriend will not be able to join them because there was a mixup between his heart medication and Viagra and she didn't want to ""waste it"". As a result, Alan is left to deal with the daughter, who is on a weekend pass from a rehab center and still has some loose screws. Alan eventually gets her back to the beach house only to have her drive off in his new sports car and become the object of a televised high-speed car chase.

7.6 (1,614)IMDb tt0735181

Related title

That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother

2005Tv EpisodeS2 E22

7.6 (1,614)IMDb tt0735181

Romanian•SRT•23.7 KB•Jan 27, 2009•IMDb tt0735181

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First 50 subtitle cues from Two And A Half Men - 222 - That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother.srt

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#100:00:05,000 --> 00:00:06,400
Verifică în sufragerie.
#200:00:06,400 --> 00:00:09,100
- Charlie, ghici ce?|- M-a chemat cineva?
#300:00:09,400 --> 00:00:11,200
Nu eu.
#400:00:13,600 --> 00:00:14,900
Nu e în sufragerie.
#500:00:15,200 --> 00:00:16,800
- Încearcă în dormitor.|- Mulţumesc.
#600:00:16,900 --> 00:00:18,500
Charlie, trebuie să vezi asta.
#700:00:19,000 --> 00:00:20,500
Eşti sigură că nu mă striga nimeni?
#800:00:21,400 --> 00:00:22,600
Nu ţi-aş spune?
#900:00:25,700 --> 00:00:27,600
Berta, nu e în camera lui.
#1000:00:27,900 --> 00:00:30,700
- Poftim?|- Am spus că nu e în camera lui.
#1100:00:31,300 --> 00:00:32,800
Poftim?
#1200:00:34,300 --> 00:00:36,600
- L-ai găsit?|- Nu e sus.
#1300:00:37,100 --> 00:00:39,500
- Încearcă în camera lui Jake.|- Ce să caute în camera lui Jake?
#1400:00:39,900 --> 00:00:41,600
Eu doar încerc să ajut.
#1500:00:42,100 --> 00:00:45,100
Scuze. Charlie!
#1600:00:46,100 --> 00:00:47,800
Sunt sigur că am auzit ceva.
#1700:00:48,400 --> 00:00:50,700
Nu ştiu ce să-ţi spun.
#1800:00:53,000 --> 00:00:55,600
Aş putea face asta toată ziua.
#1900:01:09,500 --> 00:01:10,800
Charlie.
#2000:01:11,100 --> 00:01:12,300
Salut, Alan.
#2100:01:12,600 --> 00:01:15,400
- Nu m-ai auzit strigându-te?|- Deci tu erai.
#2200:01:15,700 --> 00:01:17,800
Bineînţeles că eu eram.|Cine altcineva?
#2300:01:18,100 --> 00:01:19,700
Nu te răsti la mine.
#2400:01:19,800 --> 00:01:21,800
Te-am căutat peste tot.
#2500:01:22,100 --> 00:01:23,300
Eram aici.
#2600:01:23,600 --> 00:01:26,100
Acum ştiu asta.
#2700:01:26,600 --> 00:01:28,600
Ăsta nu e un motiv să-ţi sară muştarul.
#2800:01:28,900 --> 00:01:31,800
Muştarul? Nu mi-a sărit muştarul.
#2900:01:32,500 --> 00:01:35,800
Zi-o mai subţire, Alan. Câţiva câini|din cartier încă nu te-au auzit.
#3000:01:37,800 --> 00:01:39,400
Am terminat.|Plec acasă.
#3100:01:39,600 --> 00:01:40,900
- Mulţumesc.|- Noapte bună.
#3200:01:41,500 --> 00:01:43,600
Noapte bună, animăluţele mele.
#3300:01:44,600 --> 00:01:47,200
Acum că ai reuşit să mă găseşti,|ce vrei?
#3400:01:47,600 --> 00:01:50,800
Vroiam să-ţi arăt ceva,|dar acum nu mai vreau.
#3500:01:51,100 --> 00:01:53,500
- Mie îmi convine.|- Şi mie.
#3600:01:53,800 --> 00:01:55,400
Haide. Trebuie să vezi asta.
#3700:01:56,700 --> 00:01:58,600
Bine, în regulă.
#3800:01:59,400 --> 00:02:00,900
Stai aşa.
#3900:02:01,200 --> 00:02:03,000
Berta ştia că eşti aici?
#4000:02:03,200 --> 00:02:06,000
Foarte matur, Alan.|Dă vina pe femeia de casă.
#4100:02:10,700 --> 00:02:12,200
Ţi-ai cumpărat un Porsche.
#4200:02:12,900 --> 00:02:16,200
"Porsche". Ce crezi?
#4300:02:18,100 --> 00:02:19,400
E drăguţel.
#4400:02:19,700 --> 00:02:21,000
Cum adică, drăguţel?
#4500:02:21,300 --> 00:02:23,800
Adică arată ca prietena|mică şi bună a maşinii mele.
#4600:02:25,800 --> 00:02:29,200
Vrei să spui că e maşină de femei?|Pentru că nu e. E un Porsche.
#4700:02:29,700 --> 00:02:31,100
Da. Cel mai mic şi drăguţ.
#4800:02:31,900 --> 00:02:33,800
Nu, nu. E cel sportiv.
#4900:02:35,000 --> 00:02:36,800
Dacă sportul tău este|baschetul feminin.
#5000:02:37,300 --> 00:02:40,800
Nu, are injecţia şi pinionul...