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Episode #1.5

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n this star-studded episode, you'll see: * Rachael Harris, Ed Helms, Rob Huebel, Tom Lennon, Malin Akerman, Kate Walsh and more in a gripping and dramatic bank holdup, to be continued in future episodes * Drunk History returns with the dazzling duo of John C Reilly and Crispin Glover giving you the lowdown on the whole Tesla vs Edison "men of electricity" feud * Sometimes the drunk driver is a lifesaving hero * If you come up with a catchphrase with the word "dick" in it, you really *can* overuse it * You know what would suck, is if you were at one of those television show tapings and the applause light never went out, and you just had to clap and clap and clap and clap * Mike O'Connell delights you with another melodious tune!

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Episode #1.5

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First 50 subtitle cues from Funny or Die Presents T01 E05 - Funny or Die Presents.pt-PT.srt

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#100:00:11,679 --> 00:00:13,919
O seu alcoolismo
#200:00:14,000 --> 00:00:17,000
prestou um bom serviço à comunidade.
#300:00:17,079 --> 00:00:19,559
Isto é péssimo.
#400:00:19,640 --> 00:00:21,440
E que tal cocaína?
#500:00:21,519 --> 00:00:24,640
- "Tomem lá disto, chinos." - "Atira-te!"
#600:00:24,719 --> 00:00:26,320
Barham vai por fora...
#700:00:26,399 --> 00:00:28,600
Mete-me essa pila na boca!
#800:00:28,679 --> 00:00:31,399
E se chamarem os tipos de volta
#900:00:31,480 --> 00:00:33,640
e me forçarem a ser comida pelos dois?
#1000:00:47,600 --> 00:00:49,920
Se há coisa em que todos concordamos
#1100:00:50,000 --> 00:00:52,439
é que o nível de televisão de boa qualidade
#1200:00:52,520 --> 00:00:56,200
caiu a pique nos últimos dez anos.
#1300:00:56,280 --> 00:00:59,039
Desapareceram os profissionais, o realizador,
#1400:00:59,119 --> 00:01:00,679
o ator e o produtor
#1500:01:00,759 --> 00:01:04,439
que se orgulhavam muito do que faziam.
#1600:01:04,519 --> 00:01:08,640
Hoje, já ninguém se orgulha do que faz.
#1700:01:08,719 --> 00:01:12,280
Algures pelo caminho, as coisas confundiram-se.
#1800:01:12,359 --> 00:01:16,239
Esquecemo-nos de quem somos e reduzimo-nos a nós próprios
#1900:01:16,319 --> 00:01:18,799
a tentativas ocas de gratificação instantânea,
#2000:01:18,879 --> 00:01:22,680
algumas das quais de natureza sexual bizarra.
#2100:01:22,760 --> 00:01:25,959
E ali, no choro da cave húmida
#2200:01:26,040 --> 00:01:30,480
do nosso desejo, tornámo-nos monstros.
#2300:01:31,560 --> 00:01:34,319
e, tanto quanto consta...
#2400:01:34,400 --> 00:01:35,840
... mortos.
#2500:01:38,159 --> 00:01:40,879
Agora, não há saída.
#2600:01:43,719 --> 00:01:45,760
Desfrutem do episódio de hoje.
#2700:02:12,759 --> 00:02:15,719
Hoje, na Funny or Die Network,
#2800:02:15,800 --> 00:02:19,840
de Rob Huebel, o primeiro episódio de Retidos.
#2900:02:19,919 --> 00:02:22,520
Um programa de rábulas de Derek Waters.
#3000:02:22,599 --> 00:02:27,360
E um novo vídeo de Mike O'Connell.
#3100:02:28,039 --> 00:02:30,919
Todos no chão!
#3200:02:31,000 --> 00:02:33,759
Já para o chão, filha da puta!
#3300:02:33,840 --> 00:02:35,280
Eu, filha da puta?
#3400:02:37,639 --> 00:02:39,159
Mato-vos, filhos da puta!
#3500:02:49,360 --> 00:02:50,960
Aonde vais, palerma?
#3600:02:51,039 --> 00:02:54,439
Não dispare! Não dispare!
#3700:02:54,520 --> 00:02:56,319
- Eu faço tudo! - Tudo?
#3800:02:56,400 --> 00:02:58,039
Sim, não me mate!
#3900:02:58,120 --> 00:03:00,080
- Tudo? - Sim, tudo!
#4000:03:00,159 --> 00:03:02,240
Então, traz este gajo de volta à vida.
#4100:03:02,319 --> 00:03:05,039
- O quê? - Traz este gajo de volta à vida.
#4200:03:05,120 --> 00:03:06,520
Não posso! Está morto!
#4300:03:06,599 --> 00:03:09,680
Pega nele e mexe-o, palerma!
#4400:03:09,759 --> 00:03:12,800
- Está bem. - Sim, é isso.
#4500:03:12,879 --> 00:03:14,319
Assim?
#4600:03:14,400 --> 00:03:16,360
Como no Fim de Semana com o Morto.
#4700:03:16,439 --> 00:03:19,039
Fá-lo falar!
#4800:03:19,120 --> 00:03:22,360
Olá, meninas?
#4900:03:22,439 --> 00:03:26,520
Querem um martini?
#5000:03:26,599 --> 00:03:28,319
Põe-no a fazer esqui aquático.