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Dharma.and.Greg.S02E04.The.Paper.Hat.Anniversary.DVDRip.XviD-SAiNTS.srt

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The Paper Hat Anniversary

1998Tv EpisodeS2 E4

It's traditional to fight on your first anniversary (even if Hallmark doesn't have a card for it): Dharma and Greg stage an argument to escape their parents' planned celebration, but in concocting the excuse Greg says Dharma was being ""flighty,"" and the gloves come off. While they drive out of the city, Dharma retaliates by calling Greg a ""stick in the mud,"" and soon their car is stuck in the mud when he tries to demonstrate how impetuous he can be. (Not very.) They hike to a diner, but find it closed because of a death in the owner's family; just as Greg breaks a pane in the door in order to use the phone, a highway patrolman happens by and the young couple get caught in a charade of being the replacement cook and waitress. There's a nice unspoken continuity with the first season episode in which Greg really did become a short order cook, and it's nice to see him sharing Dharma's role-playing game, even if unwillingly. But Dharma looks tense and unhappy even before Greg accidentally i

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The Paper Hat Anniversary

1998Tv EpisodeS2 E4

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First 50 subtitle cues from Dharma.and.Greg.S02E04.The.Paper.Hat.Anniversary.DVDRip.XviD-SAiNTS.srt

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#100:00:01,880 --> 00:00:04,189
Oh, hey, listen. My parents called.
#200:00:04,360 --> 00:00:07,193
Instead of taking us to lunch tomorrow for our first anniversary...
#300:00:07,360 --> 00:00:10,079
...they thought we should all go out and plant trees together.
#400:00:11,560 --> 00:00:12,595
Why?
#500:00:12,760 --> 00:00:15,194
Because the first anniversary is the paper anniversary.
#600:00:15,720 --> 00:00:17,597
- Okay. - And paper comes from trees.
#700:00:18,480 --> 00:00:22,359
So by replenishing the source of paper other couples have diminished...
#800:00:22,520 --> 00:00:25,671
...we're baancing our karmic debt with the planet.
#900:00:28,000 --> 00:00:30,070
A year ago you woud've thought that was crazy.
#1000:00:30,240 --> 00:00:33,118
Yeah. Look at me grow.
#1100:00:34,880 --> 00:00:38,714
You know, Dharma, reay don't wanna plant trees for our anniversary.
#1200:00:38,880 --> 00:00:43,510
'M not doing back fips about having dinner with your parents at Café Snooty.
#1300:00:43,680 --> 00:00:47,355
Café Snooty was booked, but they got us a table at the Pompous Room.
#1400:00:48,120 --> 00:00:49,553
Welcome to the Pompous Room.
#1500:00:49,720 --> 00:00:53,952
May check madam's poe or will she be keeping it up her butt?
#1600:00:54,640 --> 00:00:57,359
Can't beieve we're spending our anniversary with our parents.
#1700:00:57,520 --> 00:00:58,953
Have we learned nothing?
#1800:00:59,120 --> 00:01:02,669
I know. But they made plans. If we ditch them now, that' hurt their feeings.
#1900:01:02,840 --> 00:01:06,799
Why don't we te them a itte white ie? Some reason we have to be alone.
#2000:01:06,960 --> 00:01:10,396
Like we're a itte gassy and there's just no sign of it etting up.
#2100:01:11,520 --> 00:01:13,317
Sure. We could say that. Or how about this?
#2200:01:13,480 --> 00:01:16,358
How about we tell them that we're having a big fight?
#2300:01:16,520 --> 00:01:19,193
Oh, marita probems. That's good.
#2400:01:19,360 --> 00:01:21,999
Then we can save gassy for Thanksgiving.
#2500:01:22,720 --> 00:01:24,472
Okay.
#2600:01:25,440 --> 00:01:30,116
Hi, Mom. Listen. We... We have a problem for tomorrow night.
#2700:01:30,880 --> 00:01:34,475
We, don't know how to say this except to say it.
#2800:01:34,640 --> 00:01:40,397
Dharma and I need to be alone to work out some problems.
#2900:01:40,640 --> 00:01:42,232
What kind of problems?
#3000:01:42,400 --> 00:01:45,710
You're into women's cothes and you stretched out my pants.
#3100:01:47,080 --> 00:01:50,311
We, it's reay... t's nothing reay to worry about.
#3200:01:50,480 --> 00:01:52,630
We're just very different peope, and, you know...
#3300:01:52,800 --> 00:01:56,190
...she can be a little bit flaky sometimes.
#3400:02:00,520 --> 00:02:02,670
Not flaky. More flitty.
#3500:02:03,960 --> 00:02:05,598
Flighty?
#3600:02:06,880 --> 00:02:08,711
Mom, I gotta go.
#3700:02:09,120 --> 00:02:10,758
Well, our brilliant plan worked.
#3800:02:11,920 --> 00:02:13,592
Boy, are we brilliant.
#3900:02:13,760 --> 00:02:15,193
You can call your mom now.
#4000:02:16,560 --> 00:02:17,629
Flighty?
#4100:02:17,800 --> 00:02:20,189
- I had to make up something. - Why did you pick that?
#4200:02:20,360 --> 00:02:22,920
Because I had to say something she'd beieve.
#4300:02:25,800 --> 00:02:27,995
She'd beieve. Not me. My mother.
#4400:02:28,160 --> 00:02:30,037
Darn her and her false perceptions of you...
#4500:02:30,200 --> 00:02:32,555
...not based on a single shred of evidence.
#4600:02:33,360 --> 00:02:35,351
Excuse me one second.
#4700:02:40,240 --> 00:02:41,355
Abby.
#4800:02:41,520 --> 00:02:43,829
Listen, we're not gonna be abe to make it tomorrow.
#4900:02:44,000 --> 00:02:46,389
Greg and I are having a huge fight.
#5000:02:47,640 --> 00:02:48,834
No, that's not gonna hep.